So, you think you’ve got what it takes to tackle an NPI, do you?
Well then, welcome to the first day of the rest of your Next Month.
What I wanna see:
I wanna see you writin’.
I don’t care if you’re producing puke-on-a-page or the next Pride and Prejudice. Just write.
What you’re gonna do:
You’re gonna write words. 250 of ‘em. Per day. For a month. And you’re gonna support the other participants. You know, cheer ‘em on and what-not.
What I’m gonna do:
I’m gonna be checkin’ in to make sure you write those words. And I want you to post your results each day. Post ‘em somewhere public. I’ll be keepin’ track here. Oh, and three strikes and you’re out. NO EXCUSES!
Um, actually … *whisper*
What? Oh yeah. Well, three excuses, actually. BUT NO MORE!
Um, *whisper-whisper*
Sigh… My lawyer wants to tell you something.
Um… yes. *mic feedback* Ahem. I would simply like to state that you can pledge to write less than OR more than 250 words per day if you so desire. But, please, make it no less than 100. Oh, and you can edit, too. The number of words you’ve edited can count towards your goal. Um… *flips pages*Ah yes. If you can’t easily count the number of words you’re writing, you can always use the average words per page to come up with your totals.
Furthermore, if you will be posting your results via Twitter, please use the hashtag #NovelPI. It makes the action so much easier to follow for us lawyers and for the other participants, too. I suppose a typical ‘tweet’ might look something like this:
Day 10: 289 words. #novelpi
If you are unable to get your wordcount posted by midnight, you do indeed get a strike. I’m afraid we are quite serious about this–Three strikes and you truly are out of the race. Where we may have been lenient in the past, well, just ask the big guy. But that doesn’t mean strikes have to be negative. I mean, you can use them as the equivalent of ‘days off’, after all.
And let me assure you, we are interested if you are writing the next Pride and Prejudice–And I apologize for his rude-
Gimme that. Boy, I hate lawyers, always complicatin’ things. I don’t know about you, but I almost fell asleep. Look, this ain’t rocket science. 250 words per day. Capice?
Now that all that legal-ese is out of the way …
It’s time to write words and chew bubble gum, AND I’M ALL OUT OF GUM.
(Or at least I will be, on SEPTEMBER 1st!)